ETH 2.0 Launches, Nobody Cares. 
Vitalik Scraps Ethereum 2.0 to Audit Supply of Ethereum, “Biggest Challenge Yet” 
White Founder Vitalik Buterin Steps Down from Ethereum Foundation, Replaced by Black CEO 
Hopeful Crypto Investor Devastated After Halvening Halves Bitcoin’s Price 
New Court Documents Reveal Craig Wright ACTUALLY IS Satoshi Nakamoto “Mad King” Rune Christensen tries to Burn Down MakerDAO
This past week, we learned that the “Mad King of Maker,” CEO Rune Christensen, snapped…
Binance Chain: CZ’s Final Scam
Binance Chain is my Trojan Horse to conquer Ethereum. Changpang ZhaoFounder of BinanceChinese-Canadian Folk Hero…
Maker Increases DAI Stability Fee to 100%, Gamblers Still Won’t Close Their CDPs
In an effort to get degenerate MakerDAO gamblers to close their CDPs, Maker has resorted…
BitMEX CEO Arthur Hayes REKTs Users with Big Black Block
Have you ever “Got Rekt on BitMEX?” A flurry of tips have flooded the Coin…
John McAfee Building Cocaine Moonbase in Space to Flee IRS
Elon can get us up there. The cocaine will take care of the rest. John…
CZ Snaps Fingers, BSV and Craig Wright Turn to Dust
What would you do for the greater good? Earlier today, Binance CEO, and wielder of…
Erik Voorhees Teases “Most Disappointing Product Yet”
Erik Voorhees, CEO of Swiss-based money laundering service ShapeShift AG, took the main stage at…
Charles Hoskinson Checks into Rehab for Narcissistic Personality Disorder
On Friday, Cardano founder, Charles Hoskinson checked himself into a rehab facility near Boulder, Colorado….
Vitalik Buterin Quits Ethereum to Focus on Solo Rap Career
After his break-out performance at this year’s EDCON, Ethereum’s creator and chief hype man Vitalik…
Tom Lee in Protective Custody after Another Missed Call
Infamous CNBC permabull and “analyst” Tom Lee is now in protective custody after yet another…