White Founder Vitalik Buterin Steps Down from Ethereum Foundation, Replaced by Black CEO
Coin Jazeera has just learned that white Ethereum founder Vitalik Buterin will be stepping down…
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Ethereum’s Real Use Case Finally Discovered: Helping North Korea
In a not-so-surprising twist, Ethereum’s narrative has changed once again. Once described as the world…
Brock Pierce Running for Governor of Puerto Rico in 2020
On Wednesday evening, after enduring twelve long and grueling days of Puerto Rico’s controversial “RickyLeaks”…
Block.One EOS Announcement Leaked; “We Got Away With It.”
BREAKING NEWS:Earlier this evening, Coin Jazeera special correspondent Pepe Grenouille accidentally stumbled upon the leaked…
Blockchain Playboy Jeremy Gardner Tries to Rehabilitate Image
This article is satire and for entertainment purposes only. The infamous playboy Jeremy Gardner, famous…