Ethereum Development Halts After Vitalik Discovers Sex
Ethereum was originally a fever dream in the mind of a young Vitalik Buterin in…
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BitMEX CEO Arthur Hayes REKTs Users with Big Black Block
Have you ever “Got Rekt on BitMEX?” A flurry of tips have flooded the Coin…
John McAfee Building Cocaine Moonbase in Space to Flee IRS
Elon can get us up there. The cocaine will take care of the rest. John…
CZ Snaps Fingers, BSV and Craig Wright Turn to Dust
What would you do for the greater good? Earlier today, Binance CEO, and wielder of…
Vitalik Buterin Quits Ethereum to Focus on Solo Rap Career
After his break-out performance at this year’s EDCON, Ethereum’s creator and chief hype man Vitalik…
Justin Sun’s Tesla Giveaway Accidentally Goes The Way It Was Supposed To
Unapologetic shitcoiner Justin Sun is face-palming all the way to the dealership after Sunday’s automotive…