2017 ICO Scammer to Raise Millions to Solve Corona Virus on Blockchain
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Coronavirus Infects Bitcoin Retreat, “Shitcoin Flu” Epidemic Spreads
Our news desk has just received word that there has been a tragic outbreak of…
Craig Wright’s Bonded Courier Found Bound In Holochain CEO Sex Dungeon
In a shocking twist to the legendary Tulip Trust Saga, our reporters have discovered that…
Udi Wertheimer Launches New Pro-Ethereum Blog, “Buterin.org” for the Betterment of the Crypto Community
Coin Jazeera has been exclusively invited to cover the launch of Crypto’s newest community project:…
Vitalik Learns from Mentor Charlie Lee in “The Art of the Dump”
WEDNESDAY, DEC 18, 2019 In a shocking upset to the Ethereum community, Vitalik Buterin, once…
Samson Mow Comes Out of The Closet as Ethereum Lover
Samson Mow, Chief Shill Officer (CSO) of Blockstream, one of the nation’s largest Bitcoin conversion…
Bitcoin Virus Spreading, Anxiety Disorders at All Time High
We are sad to report that our decorated reporter Pepe Grenouille has recently fallen ill…
Jackson Palmer Arrested for Killing Shiba Inu Dog “Why Did I Sell?”
I’ll never let you live to see a Coinbase listing you furry son of a…
Peter Brandt Dies of Old Age in “Longest Trade Ever”
Our reporters were saddened to learn that legendary trader and Crypto Twitter old man Peter…
Furry Convention Outperforms Consensus NYC 2019
Last week our reporters attended Consensus 2019 in NYC where we paid thousands of dollars…