Ethereum’s Real Use Case Finally Discovered: Helping North Korea
In a not-so-surprising twist, Ethereum’s narrative has changed once again. Once described as the world…
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Brock Pierce Identified as 2017’s “Lone Tether Whale”
Our reporters watched closely as Brock Pierce meticulously combed over the University of Texas’ Tether…
Crypto Companies Leave United States, “Easier to Scam Abroad”
Thursday, Nov. 7th, 2019, Coin Jazeera News Desk After a long and arduous bear market,…
Chinese Communist Party Launches Very Own “Xitcoin,” Thanks Zuckerberg for the Idea
We want to give people the freedom of choice. Except there will be no choice….
Massive Hurricane Hits DEVCON 5 as God Attempts to Rid The World of Ethereum Community
Osaka, Japan – October 12th, 2019 – Coin Jazeera News Desk Coin Jazeera has learned…
Samson Mow Comes Out of The Closet as Ethereum Lover
Samson Mow, Chief Shill Officer (CSO) of Blockstream, one of the nation’s largest Bitcoin conversion…
Bitcoin Futures Launched, Price Immediately Shorted BAKKT to Zero
Bitcoin Maximalists and Crypto Enthusiasts were in rapture at the announcement of the BAKKT daily…
“Made Man” On The Run to Africa after IRS Audit Gone Wrong
This article is satire and for entertainment purposes only. Last week a federal grand jury…
Burning Man Saves Bitcoin Price After Emergency Crystal Healing Ceremony
Using the power of love, the light of consciousness, and lots and lots of drugs,…
Bitcoin Virus Spreading, Anxiety Disorders at All Time High
We are sad to report that our decorated reporter Pepe Grenouille has recently fallen ill…